I'll make it simple today : A large pack of Grade A cigarettes now cost RM6.50. Fcuk me. Why does the government slowly torture us and make us suffer by slowly hiking up the prices? I mean, who are trying are to kid? They might as well set the price to RM20.99 per large pack. Every frustrated shopkeeper in the country will be fumbling to return you one cent after a purchase, ROFL. Who in the fcuk in their right mind would wanna smoke after that? Asking someone for a stick in a bar would literally take on a whole new meaning.

[Anonymous Whomever] Eh dude, one stick?

[Me] ONE STICK?! How bout you start paying for my child support and get me a gold-plated steering wheel so I can trade it off for cash to pay for my hospital fees?! One stick your head la kanina!

As you can see, this is a particularly disburbing moment in my life. As a result, I'm going to buy only Winstons now, for they cost like RM5.10 or something at the expense of my throat. I'm actually laughing my ass off right now, coz I can imagine my kids one day trying to save money while in school to buy themselves a stick of cigarette. Knowing our government's profound sense of economic scale, by the time my kids reach 18, one pack of large ciggies should cost about the same as a set of text books.