Women; what the fcuk is wrong with them? Today, while being stationary, a lady hit my car from behind. I was at the Touch and Go top-up lane, and whilst waiting in line like everyone else, this chinese lady jerked her car forward and hit the rear of my car. WTF. The line wasn't moving. What in the fcuk is wrong with women in general? The other time a women made contact with my car is from the front, and while waiting for a car to reserve, the lady in front had to reverse onto my bonnet. When I came out to confront her, check out her response "I hit you meh?"

Ladies, an aircraft has more than 300 different moving parts, and 40 different control items to monitor during takeoff/landing, so why is it so fcuking hard to drive a car properly? All of my car-related incidents have been the work of ladies. Coincidence?

I Don't Fucking Think So

I barely passed my Add Maths, but I am still able to drive around without having my car come into contact with another. Why can't you idiots do the same? I'm gonna write to this politician friend of mine to pass a legislation that requires a copy of the driver's SPM cert to be pasted on the windscreen of his/he car to quantify his/her intellectual capability.

As of right now, I question the relevance of the existence of the female species. They are only good for cooking in the kitchen, providing a breeding solution for your demon spawn, and accessorizing your house as that pretty organic thing that walks around and mops things up. You're female and you feel offended by reading this?

Fcuk off. You feel like paying for the little crack in my bumper? Exactly. Stfu and allow me time to forgive your flawed gender.