lets start a new company..

that does something totalyy different

ok

what bout?

i dont know

u think of it and tell me

we start a reality tv show where our guests have sex with zoo animals

hmmm okk..

which country is that legal in?

alaska

are u absolutely sure?

i dunno, i've never fucked a penguin before

i believe most of us havent

i think my boss has, coz he's a great fan of fondling people

which boss?

u have two

pick one, doesnt matter. either way, alaskan reality tv shows have potential

will ur boss be willling to give us capital?

if it isnt too profitable, we could always give him the tapes..jst adds to his collection of porn

seeing as how he'd be the one making love to the animals, i dont see why not

ok..sure..sounds great

so when can we start proposing this to him

in fact, we could even have the tables turned on him during the later episodes. we'd have him hump a moose, then have him stuffed with an oxygen mask and have a dolphin ram him up the ass

hmm..sounds interesting

or we could give him a dose of double action

have u seen a dolphin ejaculate? it's rather scary

a horse rams him from behind and his head stuffed in the water blowing the dolphin

and no i have not seen a dolphin ejaculate nor do i ever want to

imagine this: the ejaculation of a dolphin has enough pressure that if a man were to give it head when it comes, it will completely rip that person's head off

wow

ur going to lose a boss

probably that will be our final episode

that's why we hire extras, u monkey

err no need lar

season finale

next season we find another idiot whos willing to do it

we need to end with a bang

i really don't think we can find anyone here who's willing to go for animal fornicating in alaska

ur other boss

u asked me to pick one of two

oh yeah. ok then, so we'd have at least two seasons booked solid

yeah..by then we have earned lots of money

then we come back to writing about speakers and graphic cards

we could always move on to women on wild life

hmmm..

yes..u got willing participants?

we could always get joyce